Our Story
Picture it a city overrun by the worst kind of caffeine pimps you could imagine; the regime called SQAB. They had citizens doped up on their vB-grade product that saw them walking around like coffee zombies.
But deep below the city surface The Professor was brewing the real deal the coffee of the Gods that would bring people back from the brink with just one sip. Getting it to them was not gonna be easy.
The clash between The Professor’s henchmen and SQAB was so epic, it saw a ten tonne truck full of the goods overturn and unleash its fine liquid into the vein of the streets
When you’re dealing with a genius, it takes more than a transport mishap to stop his master plan.
Sure, SQAB thought they’d won foolishly believing that their reign over the good people of the city would continue. But the professor had other plans ...tick, tick, tick. Welcome to The Reformatory.
The Making of ...
Some joints are so regular, you walk past ‘em everyday and don’t even notice, and this place was no exception. A desolate parking space - nothing more, nothing less.
Transforming it was gonna take a lot more than a little nip ’n’ tuck. This needed the sheer guts ripped out of it and a custom build from the ass up.
Concrete slabs, massive reinforcements, a 700 kilo lighting rig. It was the kind of job that you do once in a lifetime and pay for it in sweat.
Some days it stopped traffic. Literally! It needed a guy in a hard hat, high- viz vest, meat pie and STOP sign to keep the street gridlocked so that a 50-tonne truck could deliver the goods.
If it was easy, it wouldn’t have been worth doing. Because it takes the damn near impossible to bring a true vision to life.
The Shop: Coffee
As dark as he is damaged, The Bean Dealer is only interested in two things; beans and Dames - both of which he is an expert in.
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The Shop: Landing Soon
An ex Black Hawke pilot, Fly takes to the skies dropping the latest finds straight to lab for testing.
The Professor canvases the globe sourcing the best bean selection imaginable so that So ‘Fly’ Larry can smuggle the goods back to Reforma- tory HQ and dispatch them from the skies above. Here’s what’s landing soon in the shop.
The Shop: Merchandise
If it’s not under The Green Grifter’s trench coat then it ain’t worth buying. HE’s GOT all the Reformatory merch covered.
The Shop: Happenings
Propaganda Pete is a no-nonsense 6”9 PR machine that keeps you in the loop WITH THE DETAILS of ALL THE Reformatory events.
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The Reformatory is a way of life, and subscribing to it comes with some great perks. Our exclusive subscription models come in 1, 3 or 12 month opportunities each with their own set of benefits.
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